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Posted by G1Ravage on Fri Feb 23 04:59:22 2007 Working a southbound (6) train the other night, a customer in my car dropped his or her full cup of coffee, and it spilled all over the floor. Naturally, the entire coffee flood heads right for my cab, goes right under the door, and now my cab is filling with coffee rivers. Luckily, I had my backpack hanging on the coat hook.My whole cab stunk of coffee for the rest of the trip southbound, and for entire northbound trip as well. Not to mention the floor got really sticky and nasty looking after a while. In light of recent events, I'm issuing this bulletin, effective immediately: BULLETIN 3,972-07 February 23, 2007 CONSUMPTION OF DRINKS IN CARS WITH ACTUAL LIVING EMPLOYEES To prevent liquid spills from annoying train crews, no customer shall drink, carry, tend to carry, tend to drink, or use flash with any beverage in any subway car containing both an operating cab, and an active, breathing employee inside of it. Customers may only carry or drink beverages in cars devoid of cabs and employees. Customers may not drink in cars with transverse cabs. In cars equipped with single cabs, customers may drink provided the cab door is propped open, and visual confirmation is made that the employee inside is wearing his Transit-issued safety coffee boots and splash guards. Line Managers, Station Agents, Car Cleaners, Traffic Checkers, wanna-be Train Service Supervisors, and Foamers will monitor this directive for strict compliance. -G1Ravage RTO "Every drop counts." |
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