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Re: Customer offers me coffee; I can't refuse

Posted by Newkirk Images on Sun Feb 25 07:25:23 2007, in response to Re: Customer offers me coffee; I can't refuse, posted by error46146 on Fri Feb 23 15:30:25 2007.

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What's so bad about eating in the subway? Why must it that just because an idiot cannot handle enjoying their meal in the subway everyone has to suffer?

Eating in the subway sometimes results in discarded uneaten food on tracks or platforms. Discarded food attracts and results in the subway rat population. Rats from 6th Ave. subway find their way to KFC joint in the "village". Rats become media stars resulting in stores' closure. Stores' closure results in employees being laid off and store management spending money to clean and exterminate vermin in restaurant.

If people just discarded newspaper and not food, coffee cups and soda bottles in the subway then rats would have nothing to feed on and multiply. But there's a small chance rats may want to read the lasted buzz on Britney Spears in the Daily News but I wouldn't worry, rats can't read !

Apologies to "Tunnel Rat"


Bill "Newkirk"

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