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Train & Platform Conductors Instructed to Use New Strategies to Lessen Train Delays |
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Posted by heypaul on Sat Sep 22 23:05:10 2018 To discourage customers from sticking an arm between the closing doors to force the doors open, conductors are instructed to signal the train operator to move the train and drag the inconsiderate rider along the platform. After two or three grisly dismemberments and deaths, customers will get the message. Also platform conductors will be equipped with cattle prods and rabid dogs to further dissuade customers from ruining the Authority's on time stats.Making Transit Rabid |
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