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Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom

Posted by heypaul on Thu Dec 13 05:12:27 2018

Was it #1 or #2 or #3 ?

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Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom

Posted by MainR3664 on Thu Dec 13 07:42:35 2018, in response to Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom, posted by heypaul on Thu Dec 13 05:12:27 2018.

As Rico Petron told Mr. Blue: "Even great men have to pee"..

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Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom

Posted by Bill from Maspeth on Thu Dec 13 15:40:56 2018, in response to Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom, posted by heypaul on Thu Dec 13 05:12:27 2018.

An emergency comfort break along the route by a crew member is not taken lightly. For sure a TSS will meet you and determine in his opinion if the employee is fit for duty or not (intoxicated smell or slurred speech for example). Then the TSS will make a notation of the incident in his "butcher book". Since this doesn't happen too often the TSS will probably remember it and the superintendent will find out about it because the lateness of the train is charge to RTO and RTO does not like being charged for anything. If the crew member makes a habit out of taking comforts en-route, he will be sent to the Medical Assessment Center for evaluation.

So if anybody wants one of these t/o or c/r jobs make sure you have a paper cup in the cab to pee in if necessary and have a strong rectum to hold it in till you get to the terminal.

Transit don't play.

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Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom

Posted by Avid Reader on Thu Dec 13 16:56:22 2018, in response to Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom, posted by Bill from Maspeth on Thu Dec 13 15:40:56 2018.

pause to refresh, wide mouth!



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Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom

Posted by randyo on Thu Dec 13 18:27:44 2018, in response to Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom, posted by Bill from Maspeth on Thu Dec 13 15:40:56 2018.

In the summer of 1969, I was working a PM QB and at Dekalb had to do a #2 badly. Im secured my train, took my handles and ran to the employee toilet in Dekalb tower. It was the fastest dump I ever took and got back on my train ASAP, recharged and made it to Stillwell with in the 4 min “on time” allowance.

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Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom

Posted by Bill from Maspeth on Thu Dec 13 18:57:56 2018, in response to Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom, posted by randyo on Thu Dec 13 18:27:44 2018.

One day while I was working the PM out of Met, after a normally busy morning where I didn't even eat breakfast, I did not have time to eat lunch at home so I stopped at the greasy spoon outside of Met for a couple of burgers. 2? Yeah, because the meat he used shrunk down to nothing.

I made it to and from Ninth Ave. fine. As soon as I left Met on trip 2 to Bay Pky. I felt rumblings in the front and back. Will I make it to Bay Pky.? I didn't think so, but I toughed it out. I somehow made it. Upon arrival we were supposed to pull our train to the relay position with the switchman pulling us out. That was going to be a no go for me today! I dumped the train and was never off the train so quick before or since. I'm screaming at the top of my lungs "Vinny (the dispatcher), I can't do this today. The door to the office was open and he came running out. He knew I was in distress. I just made it to the "can" and did I ever go. By the time I cleaned myself up and sheepfully went upstairs, everybody was laughing and holding their noses. The stink had come all the way up to the tower! Then it hit me. The cook was frying bacon right next to my burgers. So not only did I get the grease from his burgers, but also bacon grease.

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Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom

Posted by Steve B-8AVEXP on Thu Dec 13 20:10:59 2018, in response to Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom, posted by heypaul on Thu Dec 13 05:12:27 2018.

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom

Posted by Steve B-8AVEXP on Thu Dec 13 20:11:36 2018, in response to Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom, posted by randyo on Thu Dec 13 18:27:44 2018.

I don't suppose it was an R-32 consist.:)

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Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom

Posted by numbersix on Thu Dec 13 20:21:45 2018, in response to Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom, posted by heypaul on Thu Dec 13 05:12:27 2018.

"P" train to Penn.

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Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom

Posted by Q Brightliner Harry on Fri Dec 14 04:21:07 2018, in response to Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom, posted by Steve B-8AVEXP on Thu Dec 13 20:11:36 2018.

In those days, very likely an R27/30.

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Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom

Posted by MorningsideHeightsM100 on Fri Dec 14 09:02:22 2018, in response to Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom, posted by Bill from Maspeth on Thu Dec 13 18:57:56 2018.

Greasy spoon, indeed!!!

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Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom

Posted by Broadway Lion on Fri Dec 14 13:36:14 2018, in response to Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom, posted by heypaul on Thu Dec 13 05:12:27 2018.

So what do fighter pilots do on a long cross ocean hop?

This is why the make depends. Put your underpants on over your depends, then if the worst happens, you can tear it off and still have clean pants over your a$$.

As a matter of fact you can get a undergarment designed for NASA... it will hold 64 ounces!

https://www.parentgiving.com/shop/wellness-absorbent-underwear-6448/p/

ROAR

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Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom

Posted by randyo on Fri Dec 14 17:17:44 2018, in response to Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom, posted by Q Brightliner Harry on Fri Dec 14 04:21:07 2018.

It was an R-27/30.

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Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom

Posted by LuchAAA on Fri Dec 14 17:25:04 2018, in response to Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom, posted by Bill from Maspeth on Thu Dec 13 18:57:56 2018.

LOL!

You need a diet intervention.

If you eat ground beef and bacon at The Meat Hook you will never have digestive issues.

#meatheals
#carnivore
#lchf


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Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom

Posted by LuchAAA on Fri Dec 14 17:37:49 2018, in response to Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom, posted by heypaul on Thu Dec 13 05:12:27 2018.

Train dumps and it's news?

#fakenews

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Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom

Posted by randyo on Fri Dec 14 18:27:33 2018, in response to Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom, posted by Broadway Lion on Fri Dec 14 13:36:14 2018.

Sometimes what comes out is too big for even the extra large depends.

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Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom

Posted by Steve B-8AVEXP on Sat Dec 15 08:10:18 2018, in response to Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom, posted by randyo on Fri Dec 14 17:17:44 2018.

They could hold their own. speed-wise, back in the day.

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Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom

Posted by Fisk Ave Jim on Sat Dec 15 18:45:17 2018, in response to Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom, posted by Bill from Maspeth on Thu Dec 13 15:40:56 2018.

How did guys make it from 207 to Far Rockaway w/o relief ?? Talk about steel sphincters & bulging bladders!

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Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom

Posted by AlM on Sat Dec 15 18:58:17 2018, in response to Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom, posted by Fisk Ave Jim on Sat Dec 15 18:45:17 2018.

Less than 2 hours. Most people can do that almost all the time. Of course, there are days when things go wrong. :(



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Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom

Posted by Bill from Maspeth on Sat Dec 15 21:19:43 2018, in response to Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom, posted by AlM on Sat Dec 15 18:58:17 2018.

Because many of the cab seats are uncomfortable and wobbly (can't comment on the new techs), the urge to pee can be often.

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Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom

Posted by Alan Follett on Sat Dec 15 21:32:31 2018, in response to Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom, posted by Bill from Maspeth on Sat Dec 15 21:19:43 2018.

Oh, I can understand how this could come up now and then. Remember the Duke of Wellington’s advice to young officers: “Never pass up a chance to piss.”

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Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom

Posted by gp38/r42 chris on Sat Dec 15 21:38:38 2018, in response to Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom, posted by Bill from Maspeth on Thu Dec 13 15:40:56 2018.

Way different than New Orleans. I was on a streetcar there, and all of a sudden, in the middle of the route, all of a suddrn, the operator stops, jumps out of the streetcar and say I'll be right back folks.....runs into a store, and a few minutes later comes out with a bag with a po'boy sandwich. Jumps back in, and off we go.
None of the passengers say a word or complain.. just a t totally normal.
Imagine that in NY.

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Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom

Posted by Joe V on Sun Dec 16 07:33:03 2018, in response to Re: Train Was Delayed Because One Crew Member Had to Make an Emergency Pitstop to the Restroom, posted by AlM on Sat Dec 15 18:58:17 2018.

Once you are over 50 with an enlarged prostate, all bets are off on intervals. When I got to go, I got to go. Not much warning. It could be 15 minutes or 3 hours.

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