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Posted by Broadway Lion on Sun Feb 7 11:53:24 2010, in response to Re: Essex-Delancey Station, posted by 33rd Street on Sat Feb 6 16:56:27 2010. Look.Everybody knows that bridges are slow. Ergo, if they are slow they are off schedule. Ergo, if they are off schedule the whole world will be off schedule. Furthermore, Everybody knows that TUNNELS are better than Bridges. Everybody knows that Tunnels are FASTER than Bridges Ergo, it is easier to keep schedules through tunnels Ergo, all the trains would always run on time if they all ran through tunnels. THEREFORE, since EVERYBIDY knows this, it makes perfect sense that people would rather ride through the Montegue Tunnel instead of going over the Manhattan Bridge. And everybody else would rather go through the Rutgers tunnel than to go over the Manhattan Bridge. Where *are* these people, the LION is hungry and wants a mid-morning snack. ROAR |
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