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MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles

Posted by heypaul on Tue Dec 4 16:51:45 2018

MTA executives are being trained in how to use their bodies to stop farebeaters from entering the subway system. Professional wrestlers are demonstrating a variety of techniques including the mushroom stomp, the clothesline, the head butt drop,double axe handle and the flying body press.

farebeaters are going to get a whopping

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Re: MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles

Posted by transitbuff on Tue Dec 4 16:53:57 2018, in response to MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles, posted by heypaul on Tue Dec 4 16:51:45 2018.

..if that's what it takes.. to help restore SOME sense of civility in the system..

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Re: MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles

Posted by Joe V on Tue Dec 4 17:29:45 2018, in response to MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles, posted by heypaul on Tue Dec 4 16:51:45 2018.

If we had zero fare beaters rather than 4% subway/15% bus, we could avoid a bi-annual 4% fare increase.

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Re: MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles

Posted by AlM on Tue Dec 4 17:38:32 2018, in response to MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles, posted by heypaul on Tue Dec 4 16:51:45 2018.

Wow. I was sure this was going to be from the Onion.


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Re: MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles

Posted by sloth on Tue Dec 4 20:14:10 2018, in response to MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles, posted by heypaul on Tue Dec 4 16:51:45 2018.

I thought the executives aren't allowed to do anything useful.

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Re: MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles

Posted by numbersix on Tue Dec 4 20:25:01 2018, in response to Re: MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles, posted by sloth on Tue Dec 4 20:14:10 2018.

How are you going to get the execs out of their company cars?

There's a lot of fare evasion on the SIR in the middle of the island, no one ever pays.

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Re: MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles

Posted by N6 Limited on Wed Dec 5 14:03:27 2018, in response to MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles, posted by heypaul on Tue Dec 4 16:51:45 2018.

"go and either ride buses or stand at gate arrays"
Gotta love British English, so descriptive.

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Re: MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles

Posted by randyo on Wed Dec 5 16:55:58 2018, in response to MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles, posted by heypaul on Tue Dec 4 16:51:45 2018.

Let the first passenger who gets injured being stopped by one of the suits and see how long that lasts.

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Re: MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles

Posted by Joe V on Wed Dec 5 17:54:00 2018, in response to Re: MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles, posted by randyo on Wed Dec 5 16:55:58 2018.

DeSleezio will be sticking up for the victims.

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Re: MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles

Posted by shiznit1987 on Wed Dec 5 19:06:44 2018, in response to MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles, posted by heypaul on Tue Dec 4 16:51:45 2018.

Nothing could possibly go wrong....




...Nothing....





....Absolutely nothing...





Not. a. thing...








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Re: MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles

Posted by N6 Limited on Wed Dec 5 20:35:08 2018, in response to Re: MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles, posted by Joe V on Wed Dec 5 17:54:00 2018.

Fair Farebeating

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Re: MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles

Posted by Nilet on Wed Dec 5 21:10:19 2018, in response to MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles, posted by heypaul on Tue Dec 4 16:51:45 2018.

You sure that's not from The Onion?

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Re: MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles

Posted by Joe V on Wed Dec 5 21:15:58 2018, in response to Re: MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles, posted by N6 Limited on Wed Dec 5 20:35:08 2018.

Then he'll propose more SBS bus routes as a distraction.

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Re: MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles

Posted by FtgreeneG on Thu Dec 6 02:54:59 2018, in response to MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles, posted by heypaul on Tue Dec 4 16:51:45 2018.

Sounds like a joke but it's from the Post and they're a serious publica... Yeaaah it definitely could be a joke lol.

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Re: MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles

Posted by randyo on Thu Dec 6 18:34:37 2018, in response to Re: MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles, posted by FtgreeneG on Thu Dec 6 02:54:59 2018.

The News has it also.

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Re: MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles

Posted by BILLBKLYN on Thu Dec 6 19:52:26 2018, in response to MTA Executives Are Being Trained to Physically Block Fare Beaters From Jumping Turnstiles, posted by heypaul on Tue Dec 4 16:51:45 2018.

Bring back the black-patch NYCTPD!

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