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The King of Denmark

Posted by Broadway Lion on Tue Feb 13 14:48:56 2018

There was a King in Denmark,
He had a third ear growing out of the middle of his forehead.
It was a very large ear
and he could hear all that was being said about him anywhere in the kingdom.

When people came to have audience with him
the ear would wiggle and shake
it would focus on the visitor
which visitors found very disconcerting.

He became know as...



The King of the Wild Front Ear!



ROARING

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Re: The King of Denmark

Posted by tunnelrat on Tue Feb 13 14:50:39 2018, in response to The King of Denmark, posted by Broadway Lion on Tue Feb 13 14:48:56 2018.

takes your meds and take a nap.

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Re: The King of Denmark

Posted by Bob Andersen on Tue Feb 13 15:07:14 2018, in response to The King of Denmark, posted by Broadway Lion on Tue Feb 13 14:48:56 2018.

Those not of a certain age probably won't get the joke!

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Re: The King of Denmark

Posted by italianstallion on Tue Feb 13 15:48:48 2018, in response to The King of Denmark, posted by Broadway Lion on Tue Feb 13 14:48:56 2018.

Wrong forum.

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Re: The King of Denmark

Posted by Bill Newkirk on Tue Feb 13 15:54:28 2018, in response to The King of Denmark, posted by Broadway Lion on Tue Feb 13 14:48:56 2018.

WHO WANTS TO WALK WITH ELIAS ?

Bill Newkirk

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Re: The King of Denmark

Posted by Broadway Lion on Tue Feb 13 16:20:53 2018, in response to Re: The King of Denmark, posted by italianstallion on Tue Feb 13 15:48:48 2018.

PHFFFFTTTttttt.

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Re: The King of Denmark

Posted by Fisk Ave Jim on Tue Feb 13 16:44:10 2018, in response to The King of Denmark, posted by Broadway Lion on Tue Feb 13 14:48:56 2018.

The're playing your song!

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Re: The King of Denmark

Posted by BILLBKLYN on Tue Feb 13 17:36:02 2018, in response to The King of Denmark, posted by Broadway Lion on Tue Feb 13 14:48:56 2018.

That joke is too long for the punchline.

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Re: The King of Denmark

Posted by Jeff Rosen on Tue Feb 13 17:51:30 2018, in response to The King of Denmark, posted by Broadway Lion on Tue Feb 13 14:48:56 2018.

Time to leave the monastary.


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Re: The King of Denmark

Posted by Olog-hai on Tue Feb 13 18:46:24 2018, in response to The King of Denmark, posted by Broadway Lion on Tue Feb 13 14:48:56 2018.

Forgot where OTChat is?

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Re: The King of Denmark

Posted by randyo on Tue Feb 13 20:15:24 2018, in response to Re: The King of Denmark, posted by Bob Andersen on Tue Feb 13 15:07:14 2018.

I was a big Davy Crockett fan so I appreciate it.

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Re: The King of Denmark

Posted by Andrew Saucci on Tue Feb 13 23:13:33 2018, in response to The King of Denmark, posted by Broadway Lion on Tue Feb 13 14:48:56 2018.

You should get a job writing for Stephan Pastis.

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Re: The King of Denmark

Posted by Express Rider on Wed Feb 14 02:09:55 2018, in response to Re: The King of Denmark, posted by randyo on Tue Feb 13 20:15:24 2018.

I still have my coonskin hat from '55 or '56 (?) It's now packed away. Now many others here still have, or had one?

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Re: The King of Denmark

Posted by Bob Andersen on Wed Feb 14 12:48:04 2018, in response to Re: The King of Denmark, posted by Express Rider on Wed Feb 14 02:09:55 2018.

I had one! I still have my 78 record "The Ballad of Davy Crockett" (and I have it in my iTunes too :-) )

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Re: The King of Denmark

Posted by Broadway Lion on Wed Feb 14 13:00:28 2018, in response to Re: The King of Denmark, posted by Olog-hai on Tue Feb 13 18:46:24 2018.

OT what? LION never go there.

ROAR

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Re: The King of Denmark

Posted by Express Rider on Wed Feb 14 13:29:40 2018, in response to Re: The King of Denmark, posted by Bob Andersen on Wed Feb 14 12:48:04 2018.

And you have the Ballad of Davy Crockett too? Cool!
I'm pretty sure I had that record, but it might have gotten left behind in a major move. Hopefully it's in the hands of a childrens' record collector.
- keeping this transit related, this is back when we lived in Queens and my Dad took the E or the F into the city to his office. I went along many times, looked out the front window of course.
- and I'm sure the King of Denmark must have taken some kind of ceremonial ride on someone else's subway, if there's none in Copenhagen.

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Re: The King of Denmark

Posted by randyo on Wed Feb 14 16:07:33 2018, in response to Re: The King of Denmark, posted by Express Rider on Wed Feb 14 02:09:55 2018.

I had one, but even if I still had it ti wouldn’t fit me now.

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Re: The King of Denmark

Posted by GIS Man on Mon Feb 19 19:53:16 2018, in response to The King of Denmark, posted by Broadway Lion on Tue Feb 13 14:48:56 2018.

OY!

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