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The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels

Posted by Mitch45 on Sun Jul 20 13:52:13 2014

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I'm only half kidding. The Israeli army has published photos of tunnels built by Hamas. They are pretty nicely designed and finished, especially considering the secrecy involved and the spotty availability of materials and manpower.

Maybe that's their natural talent - they're tunnelers. Let's kidnap about 500 of them, bring them to the United States and give them good paying jobs designing and building the remaining phases of the SAS. I'm guessing that once they have American money in their pockets and plenty of places to spend it (like Scores), they'll forget about this terrorism stuff, and we'll get a full length SAS ahead of schedule.

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Re: The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels

Posted by AlM on Sun Jul 20 13:56:47 2014, in response to The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels, posted by Mitch45 on Sun Jul 20 13:52:13 2014.

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the spotty availability of materials and manpower

Gaza has 1.8 million people, most of them unemployed. So I think they can get plenty of really cheap manpower, and don't have to provide good working conditions.



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Re: The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels

Posted by kew gardens teleport on Sun Jul 20 14:07:39 2014, in response to Re: The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels, posted by AlM on Sun Jul 20 13:56:47 2014.

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Gaza has 1.8 million people, most of them unemployed. So I think they can get plenty of really cheap manpower, and don't have to provide good working conditions.

Perhaps it could be done through the Indian Embassy...

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Re: The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels

Posted by Terrapin Station on Sun Jul 20 16:18:52 2014, in response to The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels, posted by Mitch45 on Sun Jul 20 13:52:13 2014.

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I laughed. I admit it.

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Re: The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels

Posted by AEM-7AC #901 on Sun Jul 20 17:21:47 2014, in response to The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels, posted by Mitch45 on Sun Jul 20 13:52:13 2014.

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The Israeli army has published photos of tunnels built by Hamas.

It's rather interesting to note that Israel's wall has been held to be the perfect example of what we should build on our border with Mexico, and yet the Israeli wall has been breached by tunnels. It doesn't hold out much hope for an American wall to be impenetrable...

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Re: The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels

Posted by salaamallah@hotmail.com on Sun Jul 20 17:23:05 2014, in response to The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels, posted by Mitch45 on Sun Jul 20 13:52:13 2014.

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Re: The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels

Posted by Olog-hai on Sun Jul 20 18:07:21 2014, in response to The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels, posted by Mitch45 on Sun Jul 20 13:52:13 2014.

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Why, so they can put nukes in them as soon as Iran build some or the Taliban steals Pakistan's? They sure won't build 'em for subways.

This thread really is in poor taste.

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Re: The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels

Posted by salaamallah@hotmail.com on Sun Jul 20 19:35:55 2014, in response to The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels, posted by Mitch45 on Sun Jul 20 13:52:13 2014.

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kidnap ? wtf !!!!!!!!!!!
woah nelly

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Re: The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels

Posted by Train Dude on Sun Jul 20 21:42:36 2014, in response to Re: The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels, posted by AlM on Sun Jul 20 13:56:47 2014.

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Do you think that they would resent being called "Sand Hogs" though?

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Re: The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels

Posted by Avid Reader on Mon Jul 21 12:54:00 2014, in response to The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels, posted by Mitch45 on Sun Jul 20 13:52:13 2014.

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Hamas gets its tunnel tech from IRAN, as in its underground nuclear facilities.
The tunnels are not your garden variety tunnels for smuggling Couscous from Egypt.
The cement and rebar meant for house construction went for terrorist purposes.
Root them out!

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Re: The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels

Posted by Elkeeper on Mon Jul 21 13:53:42 2014, in response to Re: The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels, posted by AlM on Sun Jul 20 13:56:47 2014.

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All the more reason to import the "Sand Camels"! Housing should not be a problem- 30 mattresses per apartment. If they behave themselves and do a good job, we can hire them to walk the existing subway tunnels. Their body odor will chase the rats away!

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Re: The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels

Posted by NIMBYkiller on Tue Jul 22 14:11:06 2014, in response to Re: The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels, posted by Elkeeper on Mon Jul 21 13:53:42 2014.

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Wow...fuck you very much

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Re: The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels

Posted by Elkeeper on Tue Jul 22 14:49:14 2014, in response to Re: The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels, posted by NIMBYkiller on Tue Jul 22 14:11:06 2014.

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"Afwan, Sadeeqaty!", or, "You're welcome!", as they say in the tunnels!

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Re: The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels

Posted by GIS Man on Thu Jul 24 08:37:53 2014, in response to The MTA Should Hire Hamas to Build Tunnels, posted by Mitch45 on Sun Jul 20 13:52:13 2014.

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Not a bad idea for more reasons than one. Otherwise, the only proper fate for Hamas is to be ground into hummus!

Bob

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