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Re: NYS Senate bill: ''S6312-2011: Prohibits the consumption of food in NYC subways''

Posted by Broadway Lion on Sat Jan 28 10:44:28 2012, in response to Re: NYS Senate bill: ''S6312-2011: Prohibits the consumption of food in NYC subways'', posted by piyer on Sat Jan 28 05:00:28 2012.

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Populations of rats, like all other wild animals, increases and decreases with the availability of food. Less food = Fewer Rats.

That said LION does not support this legislation, after all LIONS like food too. Prohibited should be any cooked food, or any other food that is not packaged and intended for total consumption.

A banana cannot be totally consumed therefore is not permitted.
A bagel can be totally consumed and should be allowed.

Unfortunately, selective enforcement of products is impossible, and would cause arguments and hard feelings between the geese and the pigs, there fore the LION sees no solution except to eat the people. But he has to take them off of the subway first.

LION has always supported having food vendors in the system. They pay rent. Their leases can specify that they keep a clean premises, with wast receptacles and rest rooms. LION would sell bagels, pretzels, donuts and candy. These things attract people, and people are TASTY.

ROAR

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