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OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by Spider-Pig on Fri Jun 19 21:28:15 2026

Team USA advances to the knockout stage of the World Cup, before even playing their last group game.

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by Spider-Pig on Sat Jun 20 10:54:42 2026, in response to OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Fri Jun 19 21:28:15 2026.

Now with Turkey’s loss to Paraguay, the US is guaranteed to win the group, making its last game on June 25 against Turkey a complete waste of time. For Turkey too as Turkey has already been eliminated.

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by Fisk Ave Jim on Sat Jun 20 22:51:53 2026, in response to OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Fri Jun 19 21:28:15 2026.

Open wide for a big yawn!

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by Olog-hai on Sat Jun 20 23:48:15 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Fisk Ave Jim on Sat Jun 20 22:51:53 2026.

IAWTP

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by TRAIN DUDE on Sat Jun 20 23:57:57 2026, in response to OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Fri Jun 19 21:28:15 2026.

And yet most pf the democrat pols who were asked saidvthat they are rooting for mexico. Democrats - as un-American as you can get.

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by Orange Blossom Special on Sun Jun 21 00:16:39 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by TRAIN DUDE on Sat Jun 20 23:57:57 2026.

I was hoping Mexico would lose the last game just to piss off all of my neighbors.

Mass deportations my a##

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by Spider-Pig on Sun Jun 21 00:22:32 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Fisk Ave Jim on Sat Jun 20 22:51:53 2026.

IDWTP

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by BILLBKLYN on Sun Jun 21 01:55:55 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Fisk Ave Jim on Sat Jun 20 22:51:53 2026.

Yep!

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by cortelyounext on Sun Jun 21 11:38:06 2026, in response to OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Fri Jun 19 21:28:15 2026.

Equatorial Guinea or something like that played Caracas, the only team not named after a country I think, and the offenses were firing on all cylinders. In an up and down, back and forth affair, where the defenses were constantly under siege, the near record scoring explosion was a thing to behold and I beheld it. This is exactly why the so-called "sport" of s-ccer continues its upward trajectory in the USA. The final score was nil nil.

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by DaNd124 on Sun Jun 21 12:56:58 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Sat Jun 20 10:54:42 2026.

Didn't Turkey change it's name so it's not spelled the same way as the bird?

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by Spider-Pig on Sun Jun 21 16:18:52 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by cortelyounext on Sun Jun 21 11:38:06 2026.

Equatorial Guinea sounds like an Italian living in the tropics.

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by Spider-Pig on Sun Jun 21 16:53:33 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by DaNd124 on Sun Jun 21 12:56:58 2026.

I don’t speak Turkish.

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by BILLBKLYN on Mon Jun 22 08:42:49 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Sun Jun 21 16:53:33 2026.

Exactly!

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by BILLBKLYN on Mon Jun 22 08:43:22 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Sun Jun 21 16:18:52 2026.

It sure does!

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by Spider-Pig on Tue Jun 30 16:56:29 2026, in response to OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Fri Jun 19 21:28:15 2026.

Germany lost to Paraguay and was eliminated. You know which team was the only team to beat Paraguay in this World Cup? TEAM USA!

Ergo, Team USA is better than Germany.

U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by Spider-Pig on Wed Jul 1 22:06:45 2026, in response to OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Fri Jun 19 21:28:15 2026.

USA beats both Bosnia AND Herzegovina 2-0, despite being down a man after a bullshit red card.

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by Spider-Pig on Wed Jul 1 22:07:53 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Wed Jul 1 22:06:45 2026.

U! S! A! U! S! A! U! S! A! U! S! A! U! S! A! U! S! A! U! S! A! U! S! A! U! S! A! U! S! A! U! S! A! U! S! A!

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by LuchAAA on Wed Jul 1 22:12:45 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Wed Jul 1 22:06:45 2026.

Yes, and the red card was BS IMO.

Anyway, yes, we can go a long way.



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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by cortelyounext on Thu Jul 2 08:16:26 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Wed Jul 1 22:06:45 2026.

Other than misguided losers individuals in some of our urban areas like West New York and Weehawken and Kearny and outlying pockets of places like Partridge, Kansas (pop. 209) and the easternmost sections of Terre Haute, Indiana, nobody cares.

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by cortelyounext on Thu Jul 2 08:17:17 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Wed Jul 1 22:07:53 2026.

S-ccer

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by Spider-Pig on Thu Jul 2 11:42:02 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by cortelyounext on Thu Jul 2 08:16:26 2026.

Thanks for attacking.

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by AlM on Thu Jul 2 12:58:17 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Wed Jul 1 22:06:45 2026.

beats both Bosnia AND Herzegovina 2-0

I guess neither one alone could afford a soccer team.



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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by Spider-Pig on Thu Jul 2 13:21:09 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by LuchAAA on Wed Jul 1 22:12:45 2026.

Draftkings has us favored against Belgium even without Balogun.*

*Who is an anchor baby! See, I told you there's a benefit from it.

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by Spider-Pig on Mon Jul 6 22:16:18 2026, in response to OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Fri Jun 19 21:28:15 2026.

Thus ends my quadrennial interest in soccer.

See you in 2030.

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by LuchAAA on Mon Jul 6 22:20:11 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Mon Jul 6 22:16:18 2026.

You don't watch the Women's World Cup?

Anyway, this was a sad ending.

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by LuchAAA on Mon Jul 6 22:29:57 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Mon Jul 6 22:16:18 2026.

List of handles that didn't watch tonight's game between USA and Belgium is coming.

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by LuchAAA on Mon Jul 6 22:37:42 2026, in response to OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Fri Jun 19 21:28:15 2026.

It's interesting that Kansas City is one of the quarter-finals hosts.

It's a smallish market compared to other host cities.

It's also where Argentina is based at a hotel.

That part of the country supports soccer.

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by Spider-Pig on Mon Jul 6 23:14:56 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by LuchAAA on Mon Jul 6 22:37:42 2026.

Fascinating

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Posted by terRAPIN station on Tue Jul 7 07:57:17 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by LuchAAA on Mon Jul 6 22:29:57 2026.

No rush. Take your time. Do your due diligence and careful analysis. And list your sources.

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Posted by LuchAAA on Tue Jul 7 12:39:58 2026, in response to OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Fri Jun 19 21:28:15 2026.

Another interesting thing about this World Cup is that it's basically a 4 quarters game like football.

In English it's called a "game break". In Spanish they call it a "pausa de hidratacion" or a "water break".

Weird how they don't really mean the same thing in both languages.

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by BILLBKLYN on Tue Jul 7 12:53:18 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by LuchAAA on Mon Jul 6 22:29:57 2026.

I watched it at a party, I even drank!

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Posted by LuchAAA on Tue Jul 7 12:54:56 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by BILLBKLYN on Tue Jul 7 12:53:18 2026.

I think you consume 212 alcoholic beverages per year.

Lots of alcoholic beverages advertise during the World Cup.

List of handles who consume alcohol while watching sports will be posted soon.

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Posted by Orange Blossom Special on Tue Jul 7 13:32:38 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by LuchAAA on Tue Jul 7 12:39:58 2026.

That's a "new" thing. They don't usually do that.

I find it interesting they even do it in Mexico City, where it's cold.

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Posted by Orange Blossom Special on Tue Jul 7 13:34:00 2026, in response to OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Fri Jun 19 21:28:15 2026.

I've watched (or "wathced") nearly every game in the world cup, and the Americans had the worst, most embarrassing performance. They were amateurs out there.
It's not that they lost, but it's that they were so terrible at the sport.

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Posted by https://salaamallah.com/ on Tue Jul 7 14:35:56 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Orange Blossom Special on Tue Jul 7 13:34:00 2026.

IAWTP

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by BILLBKLYN on Tue Jul 7 20:22:47 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by LuchAAA on Tue Jul 7 12:54:56 2026.

I probably drink less than that. Sometimes I go 2-3 months with nary a drop!

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Posted by cortelyounext on Sun Jul 12 10:44:08 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by cortelyounext on Sun Jun 21 11:38:06 2026.

Did you waste precious moments of your life you can never get back watching the Argentina v Switzerland s-ccer tilt yesterday? Some Swiss player named Ebola or something like that was thrown out of the game for faking an injury by diving to the ground, before he was barely touched by the defender, as if shot by a sniper and then rolling around in excruciating pain like he was in his death throes? He was sobbing like a 5 year old after being tossed. That right there is everything you need to know about s-ccer which is nothing other than a bunch of so-called athletes running around kicking a ball. Losers.

Lionel "The Train" Messi Footage


Switzer Land




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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by Spider-Pig on Sun Jul 12 13:26:11 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by cortelyounext on Sun Jul 12 10:44:08 2026.

I kind of like the neutrals. They all have guns, they have a federal system like we do, but they don’t have a president, instead having an executive council.

I don’t like the neutrality, though. What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were they just born with a heart full of neutrality?


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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by New Flyer #857 on Mon Jul 13 06:17:57 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Sun Jul 12 13:26:11 2026.

they don’t have a president, instead having an executive council

I also like the greater influence of the initiative and referendum. Even if these mechanisms are not activated that much, I think their possibility/risk helps keep the government within bounds.

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by Spider-Pig on Tue Jul 14 16:51:15 2026, in response to OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Fri Jun 19 21:28:15 2026.

I’m going to call tomorrow’s game the “Falklands Derby.”

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Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!

Posted by LuchAAA on Tue Jul 14 17:05:40 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Tue Jul 14 16:51:15 2026.

Argentinian fans burned a British flag.

At this point I'd like to see them win one more.

Yes, Spain has good olive oil, but that's not enough of a reason to want them to win.

Yes, we were a British colony, but that's not enough of a reason to want them to win.

Messi makes me laugh because he's in a ton of commercials, but he doesn't belong. He's horrible in the Adidas and Energizer commercials but ok in ChatGPT.

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Posted by Spider-Pig on Tue Jul 14 21:54:29 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by LuchAAA on Tue Jul 14 17:05:40 2026.

I like Argentina’s president.

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Posted by LuchAAA on Tue Jul 14 22:00:25 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Tue Jul 14 21:54:29 2026.

Yup. Milei.

Argentina has a MAGA President.

Make
Argentina
Great
Again



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Posted by Spider-Pig on Tue Jul 14 23:13:12 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by LuchAAA on Tue Jul 14 22:00:25 2026.

Except that Millei is actually an accomplished economist. I wish we had one of those here, instead both sides engage in economic poopulism.

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Posted by LuchAAA on Tue Jul 14 23:21:36 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Tue Jul 14 23:13:12 2026.

Did you mean to write "poopulism"? If so, it deserves to go viral.

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Posted by Olog-hai on Wed Jul 15 00:37:31 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by LuchAAA on Tue Jul 14 17:05:40 2026.

Too many libs in Argentina. And Milei panders to them when it comes to the Falklands.

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Posted by Spider-Pig on Wed Jul 15 10:12:48 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by LuchAAA on Tue Jul 14 23:21:36 2026.

Yes. I spell it that way on purpose. It’s lame, but it’s a good description for that political “philosophy.”

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Posted by LuchAAA on Wed Jul 15 14:59:28 2026, in response to OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Fri Jun 19 21:28:15 2026.

England vs Argentina

The British fans are basically Hooligans.

They were booing the Argentinian national anthem. I've watched a few games and this is the first time I remember hearing booing during the singing of national anthems.

I can only imagine the kinds of debauchery the British are involved in when traveling abroad.

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Posted by Spider-Pig on Wed Jul 15 17:04:53 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by LuchAAA on Wed Jul 15 14:59:28 2026.

Argentina won

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Posted by LuchAAA on Wed Jul 15 17:13:00 2026, in response to Re: OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER!, posted by Spider-Pig on Wed Jul 15 17:04:53 2026.

Yes. Again in the final minutes.

No goals for Messi.

I hope they beat Spain.

I still don't understand why Beckham gets so much face time. Who the fuck is he to deserve to be in a Home Depot commercial? Who cares?

I call Harry Kane "Harry Complain".

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