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HELP WANTED No Experience Necessary

Posted by TRAIN DUDE on Tue Mar 3 17:09:52 2026

From the Tehran Times

Wanted Supreme Leader
To lead a population
of 91 million. Must be
able to declare DEATH
TO AMERICA in 5 languages.
Retirement benefits
include 76 virgins and
a goat.

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Re: HELP WANTED No Experience Necessary

Posted by Peter Rosa on Tue Mar 3 18:43:44 2026, in response to HELP WANTED No Experience Necessary, posted by TRAIN DUDE on Tue Mar 3 17:09:52 2026.

Post it on LinkedIn and 5,000 laid off tech workers will apply.

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Re: HELP WANTED No Experience Necessary

Posted by Orange Blossom Special on Tue Mar 3 21:27:32 2026, in response to Re: HELP WANTED No Experience Necessary, posted by Peter Rosa on Tue Mar 3 18:43:44 2026.

on linkedin you need to turn the war into how you learned to sell something.
And link obama somehow as they never stop bothering me.

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Re: HELP WANTED No Experience Necessary

Posted by Mitch45 on Wed Mar 4 14:20:17 2026, in response to HELP WANTED No Experience Necessary, posted by TRAIN DUDE on Tue Mar 3 17:09:52 2026.

76 virgins? I thought it was 72. Everything is going up these days.

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Re: HELP WANTED No Experience Necessary

Posted by Bill from Maspeth on Wed Mar 4 17:56:33 2026, in response to HELP WANTED No Experience Necessary, posted by TRAIN DUDE on Tue Mar 3 17:09:52 2026.

I'll just take 76 women of my choosing. They can be used. No emotional attachment wanted.

Everything else: not interested.

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