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Donald Trump is in My Butter!

Posted by SMAZ on Tue Aug 25 02:24:50 2015

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Donald Trump Is in My Butter

Gideon Resnick - Daily Beast

Jan Castellano believes she found the classiest butter in the world—one bearing Donald Trump’s screaming visage.
Jan Castellano was preparing a simple breakfast of buttered toast in her Missouri home Saturday morning when she was confronted by a familiar, unwanted face. It puckered, mouth agape with lifeless yellow eyes. It appeared to be caught mid-sentence, flagrantly dispelling angry epithets through fermented cream.

It was the face of Donald Trump in her butter.

“It was a brand new tub,” Castellano told The Daily Beast. “It was just staring right back at me.”

She immediately thought the organic product from Trader Joe’s looked like the leading GOP presidential candidate. Castellano first sent the image to a friend and later passed it on to the local NBC affiliate in St. Louis.

“He has such weird expressions. He’s so animated—whether he’s angry or whether he’s trying to make a point. All the cameras seem to capture him with his mouth kind of open and his eyes scrunched,” Castellano said.

She considered selling the barely used product on eBay, a la the infamous “Virgin Mary toast” which went for the hefty price of $28,000. Castellano joked that it could have probably helped pay off her daughter’s student loans.

It was a tall order for her to consume anything that bore resemblance to a puffy-faced man whom she doesn’t like so much.

“I’m just tired of seeing his face everywhere,” Castellano said, breaking out into exasperated laughter. “And I open up my butter and there he is.”

She assured The Daily Beast there were no other politicians hiding in her pantry.

The toast tasted normal according to Castellano, although “mildly right-sided.” She hasn’t decided which candidate she’ll support in the 2016 election but the strange discovery has influenced how she may shop in the future.

“He’s everywhere and now he’s in my food products,” Castellano said. “Maybe I’ll buy the real butter. I’ll start buying sticks so I don’t have to worry about it anymore.”

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Re: Donald Trump is in My Butter!

Posted by busdude2 on Tue Aug 25 11:17:01 2015, in response to Donald Trump is in My Butter!, posted by SMAZ on Tue Aug 25 02:24:50 2015.

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That' because he's smooth.

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Re: Donald Trump is in My Butter!

Posted by Olog-hai on Sat Aug 16 01:09:20 2025, in response to Donald Trump is in My Butter!, posted by SMAZ on Tue Aug 25 02:24:50 2015.

Wow; this has to be one of the lamest threads from a decade ago.

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Re: Donald Trump is in My Butter!

Posted by LuchAAA on Sat Aug 16 01:56:04 2025, in response to Re: Donald Trump is in My Butter!, posted by Olog-hai on Sat Aug 16 01:09:20 2025.

SMAZ beat me in many arguments. He was a tough rival.

I think he is deceased.

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Re: Donald Trump is in My Butter!

Posted by TRAIN DUDE on Sat Aug 16 07:46:09 2025, in response to Re: Donald Trump is in My Butter!, posted by LuchAAA on Sat Aug 16 01:56:04 2025.

😁

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Re: Donald Trump is in My Butter!

Posted by Olog-hai on Sat Aug 16 09:47:51 2025, in response to Re: Donald Trump is in My Butter!, posted by LuchAAA on Sat Aug 16 01:56:04 2025.

You just wanted to be beaten, #37. You're a masochist.

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Re: Donald Trump is in My Butter!

Posted by cortelyounext on Sat Aug 16 13:26:46 2025, in response to Re: Donald Trump is in My Butter!, posted by LuchAAA on Sat Aug 16 01:56:04 2025.

SMAZ beat me in many arguments. He was a tough rival. I think he is deceased.

Only once was Jayman, who is a genius, defeated in a thread. I think you know where I am going with this but to others who may not, SMAZ annihilated Jayman in that HBD thread about the northern Scandinavian people vis-à-vis brain size and cognitive function something like that. Despite entering one last thread in BusChat about a week later, one in which he was understandably cautious to a fault and got destroyed by JAzumah or the N6 Limited one of those, Jayman never recovered. He left the board(s) and relocated to the central Maine wilderness where he survives off the grid in a cabin never to be heard from again.

One week later, you defeated SMAZ in the infamous South Astoria/Long Island City gentrification thread that started his downward spiral and for all intents and purposes was the beginning of the end for him. The whole thing makes no sense. I hope he is not deceased.

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Re: Donald Trump is in My Butter!

Posted by Olog-hai on Sat Aug 16 13:37:31 2025, in response to Re: Donald Trump is in My Butter!, posted by cortelyounext on Sat Aug 16 13:26:46 2025.

Only once was Jayman, who is a genius, defeated in a thread

#37, is that you?

JayMengele was "defeated" every time he posted, JFTR. Tempus fugit.

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Re: Donald Trump is in My Butter!

Posted by LuchAAA on Sat Aug 16 13:52:26 2025, in response to Re: Donald Trump is in My Butter!, posted by cortelyounext on Sat Aug 16 13:26:46 2025.

I remember SMAZ v Jayman.

Yes Smaz defended LIC and hated the gentrification of the neighborhood.

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Re: Donald Trump is in My Butter!

Posted by LuchAAA on Sat Aug 16 13:55:21 2025, in response to Re: Donald Trump is in My Butter!, posted by Olog-hai on Sat Aug 16 09:47:51 2025.

I have defeated you in threads about,

Crime
Karen Read
Kathy Griffin
Judge Kavanaugh

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Re: Donald Trump is in My Butter!

Posted by Olog-hai on Sat Aug 16 16:56:32 2025, in response to Re: Donald Trump is in My Butter!, posted by LuchAAA on Sat Aug 16 13:55:21 2025.

Sure you have, #37 😆

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