Driving Test

Driving Test (1298717)	Home ˇ Maps ˇ About

Home > OTChat

[ Post a New Response | Return to the Index ]

(1298717)	view threaded
Driving Test
Posted by cortelyounext on Tue Jul 7 00:43:20 2015 fiogf49gjkf0d So I got back a couple hours ago from the United Van Lines Training Center in Houston following my Continuing Qualification (CQ) MV/LOE (Maneuvers Validation/Line Oriented Evaluation). So the CQ is a two day annual event. Magically, almost incomprehensibly, I got through it unscathed. It was a miracle. So now I am ~~demanding~~ asking that you respond to this thread by offering your good wishes. The following is a short list of examples: !. Congratulations on a job well done! 2. +∞ So you can also send me a Gold Star such as the one pictured here. So last year, the TransitChuckG mentioned it was his birthday. He received somewhere north of thirty Happy Birthday posts - I stopped counting at thirty-two. Shortly thereafter, I mentioned it was my birthday. So I got exactly three Happy Birthdays. You got that? I got a grand total of three Happy Birthdays. Totally unacceptable. Look it, I know I rank near the bottom of this board in the eyes of the vast majority of you people but that does not excuse the abject humiliation you put me through. I hope you will send your congratulatory message to me, in whatever form it may take, even if it means you have to lie. Your thoughtful contributions to this thread will be appreciated. So now I am going to sleep. So this thread will stay open until 090400Z(UTC) JUL 15 at which time it will officially close to new posts, and thanks again.
Post a New Response

(1298719)	view threaded
Re: Driving Test
Posted by AlM* on Tue Jul 7 00:44:45 2015, in response to Driving Test, posted by cortelyounext on Tue Jul 7 00:43:20 2015.* fiogf49gjkf0d +∞
Post a New Response

(1298720)	view threaded
Re: Driving Test
Posted by WillD* on Tue Jul 7 00:47:19 2015, in response to Driving Test, posted by cortelyounext on Tue Jul 7 00:43:20 2015.* fiogf49gjkf0d Gratulatus a job bene fecisti!
Post a New Response

(1298721)	view threaded
Re: Driving Test
Posted by LuchAAA* on Tue Jul 7 01:05:16 2015, in response to Driving Test, posted by cortelyounext on Tue Jul 7 00:43:20 2015.* fiogf49gjkf0d birthdays are celebrated by: women children homosexuals alcoholics
Post a New Response

(1298728)	view threaded
Re: Driving Test
Posted by SelkirkTMO* on Tue Jul 7 01:44:17 2015, in response to Driving Test, posted by cortelyounext on Tue Jul 7 00:43:20 2015.* fiogf49gjkf0d God speed, John Glenn! :)
Post a New Response

(1298739)	view threaded
Re: Driving Test
Posted by Dave* on Tue Jul 7 07:20:07 2015, in response to Driving Test, posted by cortelyounext on Tue Jul 7 00:43:20 2015.* fiogf49gjkf0d Sounds like you kept the shiny side up and the dirty side down. Not bad, not bad at all for an Air Force puke.
Post a New Response

(1298740)	view threaded
Re: Driving Test
Posted by mtk52983* on Tue Jul 7 07:30:28 2015, in response to Driving Test, posted by cortelyounext on Tue Jul 7 00:43:20 2015.* fiogf49gjkf0d ĄBuena suerte!
Post a New Response

(1298746)	view threaded
Hey Luch!!! (Re: Driving Test)
Posted by cortelyounext* on Tue Jul 7 08:43:44 2015, in response to Re: Driving Test, posted by LuchAAA on Tue Jul 7 01:05:16 2015.* fiogf49gjkf0d Thanks! I know you think of me first and foremost as a homosexual who identifies as a person of color. So on Saturday I'm sitting in 3A on an Airbus from Newark to Houston - I wanted to take a boat down the Atlantic coast through the Keys into the Gulf and up the Houston Ship Channel but I was unable to coordinate the logistics in time despite my best efforts. So we push back from the gate, turn the #2 engine and shut it down three consecutive times. So the individual sitting next to me goes Jesus Christ and immediately gets on his phone to change his connecting flight from Houston to his home in McAllen. Once airborne, said individual was helping stewardii and those passengers who found themselves in the same predicament of tight connections with the functionality of the United Application. So said individual was playing Scrabble on his iPad the entire flight while scrolling his iPhone. So a lady stewardess who was non-Mennonite as far as I could discern which means tell thanked him for his assistance and I heard him tell her that it was not a problem and that he flies three or four times every week, which is crazy, and is a 3,000,000 Miler with United Continental Holdings, LLC, which is out of control. So toward the end of the flight I speak up for the first time and ask what keeps him so busy. So he goes I work for WWE. So I go Really. In what capacity?. So he goes Announcer. So then I go Really. May I ask your first name? So he goes Michael Cole. I was in the presence of royalty no more no less. So for the last 30 minutes of the flight we discussed personal and business matters. He was both personable and forthcoming, a regular ~~Joe~~ Michael. I mentioned that a lot of the wrestlers, away from the ring, are intelligent, giving of their time, and not the typical dumb jock and he wholeheartedly agreed with that assessment - I mentioned Mick Foley among others. So I was describing the physical characteristics, dress, and style of different announcers I knew over the years of WCW/ECW/WWF/WWE even though I could not recall their names but he knew immediately who I was referring to (Tony Schiavone, Jim Ross, et al) since he worked with all of them. He saw Vince McMahon just that morning up in Stamford and I asked about the McMahon family (wife, son, daughter) and he goes all of them are really good, down to earth people. He only had one day to rest with his family in McAllen before heading off to Chicago for Monday Night Raw at the United Center no pun intended. I asked where he was originally from and he goes Poughkeepsie (Wikipedia states Syracuse which I now know is utter bullshit) and I go I reside across the river. So I asked if he misses the Hudson Valley at all and he goes not even a little. Great guy.
Post a New Response

(1298748)	view threaded
Re: Driving Test
Posted by cortelyounext* on Tue Jul 7 08:47:32 2015, in response to Driving Test, posted by cortelyounext on Tue Jul 7 00:43:20 2015.* fiogf49gjkf0d Thank you... I think. I am now in the process of trying to understand the intent of the responses to this thread as many seem to hold hidden meanings agendas motives call it what you will while some are just flat out wrong. I think I may have made a mistake starting this thread.
Post a New Response

(1298749)	view threaded
Re: Driving Test
Posted by SLRT* on Tue Jul 7 08:48:20 2015, in response to Driving Test, posted by cortelyounext on Tue Jul 7 00:43:20 2015.* fiogf49gjkf0d After you pass the parallel parking test for passenger aircraft I will be effusive in my praise.
Post a New Response

(1298754)	view threaded
Re: Driving Test
Posted by cortelyounext* on Tue Jul 7 09:14:58 2015, in response to Driving Test, posted by cortelyounext on Tue Jul 7 00:43:20 2015.* fiogf49gjkf0d One Fred G is conspicuously absent from this thread. I am going to kick his ass in the Survey - Off Competition once I complete my course load at Passaic County Community College - Paterson Campus later this year or early next. I am killing it over there without even really trying. I rarely if ever study and instead just talk sports with the other ~~lesser lights~~ students or scroll my iPhone during lectures before acing the examinations. Anyway, I would appreciate it if you copy and paste the following text into this thread since I am not holding my breath one Fred G has the courage. I am going to humiliate him in front of family and friends and peers up in the New Haven area trust that. Hearty congratulations to c-rtely-unext, the foremost land surveyor on this board, for a job well done! your pal, Fred
Post a New Response

(1298755)	view threaded
Re: Driving Test
Posted by TransitChuckG* on Tue Jul 7 09:17:15 2015, in response to Re: Driving Test, posted by SLRT on Tue Jul 7 08:48:20 2015.* fiogf49gjkf0d Gee , I got over thirty-two Happy Birthdays last year, I'm ashamed. Chuck Greene
Post a New Response

(1298758)	view threaded
Re: Driving Test
Posted by SMAZ* on Tue Jul 7 09:31:17 2015, in response to Driving Test, posted by cortelyounext on Tue Jul 7 00:43:20 2015.* fiogf49gjkf0d So I got back a couple hours ago from the United Van Lines Training Center in Houston following my Continuing Qualification (CQ) MV/LOE (Maneuvers Validation/Line Oriented Evaluation). So the CQ is a two day annual event. Magically, almost incomprehensibly, I got through it unscathed. It was a miracle. b68slowpoke (who is an acclaimed valve trombone player) kindly loaned me his instrument and I am now loudly blowing it, for all the neighborhood to hear, in celebration of your remarkable tour de force.
Post a New Response

(1298762)	view threaded
Re: Driving Test
Posted by Fred G* on Tue Jul 7 09:37:15 2015, in response to Driving Test, posted by cortelyounext on Tue Jul 7 00:43:20 2015.* fiogf49gjkf0d Congratulations on a job well done! I looked for a tuba to celebrate with, but all I could find was a one-eyed sax :) your pal, Fred
Post a New Response

(1298771)	view threaded
Re: Driving Test
Posted by bingbong* on Tue Jul 7 10:11:09 2015, in response to Driving Test, posted by cortelyounext on Tue Jul 7 00:43:20 2015.* fiogf49gjkf0d Congratulations! Well done! What's the damned infinity key on an iPad?...
Post a New Response

(1298883)	view threaded
Re: Driving Test
Posted by WMATAGMOAGH* on Tue Jul 7 15:19:07 2015, in response to Driving Test, posted by cortelyounext on Tue Jul 7 00:43:20 2015.* fiogf49gjkf0d מזל טוב
Post a New Response

(1298963)	view threaded
Re: Driving Test
Posted by FYBklyn1959* on Tue Jul 7 21:38:29 2015, in response to Driving Test, posted by cortelyounext on Tue Jul 7 00:43:20 2015.* fiogf49gjkf0d Congrats
Post a New Response

[ Return to the Message Index ]