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Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by LuchAAA on Sat Jan 3 04:15:30 2015

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Sometimes I hear about Christian groups running missions in countries, usually poor, to recruit or retain for their church.

Do Jews run missions too?

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by SLRT on Sat Jan 3 07:44:32 2015, in response to Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by LuchAAA on Sat Jan 3 04:15:30 2015.

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No.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Spider-Pig on Sat Jan 3 08:26:16 2015, in response to Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by LuchAAA on Sat Jan 3 04:15:30 2015.

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LOL!

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Train Dude on Sat Jan 3 09:04:11 2015, in response to Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by LuchAAA on Sat Jan 3 04:15:30 2015.

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At one time in the 60s there was a big push to start Christian style Jewish missions in China. I never heard of success or failure of these missions and grew curious. Unfortunately, the only Chinese person I knew back then was Kevin, who had a restaurant in Chinatown. One day I asked him if they had any Chinese Jews. His English was so so and he looked confused by the question. He walked away but came back a few minutes later. He said,
"I asked the cook. We have Apple Jews and Orange Jews but no Chinese Jews."


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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Fred G on Sat Jan 3 09:06:04 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by Train Dude on Sat Jan 3 09:04:11 2015.

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LOL, I haven't heard that since I was Sum Yung Gai :P

your pal,
Fred

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Stephen Bauman on Sat Jan 3 09:22:16 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by Train Dude on Sat Jan 3 09:04:11 2015.

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You and your friend were misinformed.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Train Dude on Sat Jan 3 09:24:31 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by Stephen Bauman on Sat Jan 3 09:22:16 2015.

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Way to miss a point.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Fred G on Sat Jan 3 09:24:48 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by Stephen Bauman on Sat Jan 3 09:22:16 2015.

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yeahbut I don't think that works into the punch line.

your pal,
Fred

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Stephen Bauman on Sat Jan 3 09:43:00 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by Fred G on Sat Jan 3 09:24:48 2015.

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I don't think that works into the punch line.

Supposedly a Jewish GI came upon a synagogue in China during WWII. He joined the Sabbath services that were in progress. After services congregation members spoke to him. He told them he too was Jewish. They looked puzzled. One of them said, "funny, you don't look Jewish."

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Fred G on Sat Jan 3 09:59:29 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by Stephen Bauman on Sat Jan 3 09:43:00 2015.

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Haha ok

your pal,
Fred

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by SMAZ on Sat Jan 3 12:55:27 2015, in response to Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by LuchAAA on Sat Jan 3 04:15:30 2015.

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actual video from my bar mitzvah

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by LuchAAA on Sat Jan 3 15:25:18 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by Spider-Pig on Sat Jan 3 08:26:16 2015.

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Imagine tragedy striking El Salvador.

Christian missions from the Catholic, Baptist, Pentecostal, Mormon, etc.........churches are on the first planes there with supplies.

Main reason is to recruit. Retain membership.

Judaism does not have to do this kind of thing. Judaism is based on one's DNA, not being baptized or "born again" as in Christianity.


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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Spider-Pig on Sat Jan 3 15:27:13 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by LuchAAA on Sat Jan 3 15:25:18 2015.

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Yes, exactly.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by SLRT on Sat Jan 3 15:40:40 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by Spider-Pig on Sat Jan 3 15:27:13 2015.

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You're agreeing with him?

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Spider-Pig on Sat Jan 3 15:42:57 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by SLRT on Sat Jan 3 15:40:40 2015.

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Yes.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Dave on Sat Jan 3 18:24:02 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by LuchAAA on Sat Jan 3 15:25:18 2015.

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Judaism is based on one's DNA

What about conversions?

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by RIPTA42HopeTunnel on Sat Jan 3 20:16:55 2015, in response to Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by LuchAAA on Sat Jan 3 04:15:30 2015.

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Chabad sort of does, but only to reach out to other Jews.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by RIPTA42HopeTunnel on Sat Jan 3 20:18:14 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by Dave on Sat Jan 3 18:24:02 2015.

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What about conversions?

The mikveh messes with your DNA :)

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Terrapin Station on Sat Jan 3 21:36:19 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by LuchAAA on Sat Jan 3 15:25:18 2015.

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WRONG. When tragedy strikes, Israel often sends the appropriate response teams. Israel is Jewish. But they do not missionize. They are only there to help.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by LuchAAA on Sat Jan 3 21:39:43 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by Terrapin Station on Sat Jan 3 21:36:19 2015.

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So they are not their to recruit for Judaism. That's the point.

I think most of the people who convert to Judaism are women looking for economic gain.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Terrapin Station on Sat Jan 3 21:58:59 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by LuchAAA on Sat Jan 3 21:39:43 2015.

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I corrected you. You know nothing about Jewish converts.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by LuchAAA on Sat Jan 3 22:01:18 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by Dave on Sat Jan 3 18:24:02 2015.

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You can't legitimately convert to Judaism.

It's not possible.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Terrapin Station on Sat Jan 3 22:05:33 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by LuchAAA on Sat Jan 3 22:01:18 2015.

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WRONG. STFU.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by LuchAAA on Sat Jan 3 22:15:02 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by Terrapin Station on Sat Jan 3 22:05:33 2015.

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Judaism is based on DNA. Probably only such religion on Earth.

Conversion is a farce.

Christians can church hop. I don't much like Evangelicals.

However, I am of the opinion that if you're Italian, you're automatically Catholic but no one agrees with me.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Mitch45 on Sat Jan 3 23:30:41 2015, in response to Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by LuchAAA on Sat Jan 3 04:15:30 2015.

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Of course. Jews run everything. Don't you know?

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by LuchAAA on Sat Jan 3 23:53:12 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by Mitch45 on Sat Jan 3 23:30:41 2015.

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I love a Mitch45 post.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Mitch45 on Sun Jan 4 01:00:09 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by LuchAAA on Sat Jan 3 23:53:12 2015.

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Right back at ya, slick,

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Terrapin Station on Sun Jan 4 09:14:40 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by LuchAAA on Sat Jan 3 22:15:02 2015.

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WRONG, STFU.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Spider-Pig on Sun Jan 4 09:16:45 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by Terrapin Station on Sun Jan 4 09:14:40 2015.

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+1

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Terrapin Station on Sun Jan 4 09:21:14 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by Spider-Pig on Sun Jan 4 09:16:45 2015.

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Thanks.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by SMAZ on Sun Jan 4 09:31:26 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by Terrapin Station on Sun Jan 4 09:14:40 2015.

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He also ridicules Italian Jews by saying that they are not and can never be Jews.

How repulsive is that? It's Inquisition shit.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by AlM on Sun Jan 4 09:32:38 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by LuchAAA on Sat Jan 3 22:15:02 2015.

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no one agrees with me

There is a reason for that. :)


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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Terrapin Station on Sun Jan 4 09:48:57 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by SMAZ on Sun Jan 4 09:31:26 2015.

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Damn right.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Terrapin Station on Sun Jan 4 09:49:18 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by AlM on Sun Jan 4 09:32:38 2015.

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haahahahahhaahhaahhaha!

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by cortelyounext on Sun Jan 4 10:59:16 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by SMAZ on Sun Jan 4 09:31:26 2015.

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He also ridicules Italian Jews...

You ran over the Jayman in the quote stupid Italians unquote thread. If that was your crowning achievement or high-water mark then that was his Waterloo which means nadir or zenith whichever one of those things is bad. He came after you with his so- called statistically relevant extrapolation but you took him apart. As painful as this is for me to admit, especially regarding someone who served in the lowest of the uniformed military services, it was masterful. The Jayman, who lives on the grid in the Maine wilderness with running water instead of rain buckets and a flush toilet instead of an outhouse, was undefeated up to that point and nobody has come close to defeating him since that point. He is an unqualified genius.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by SLRT on Sun Jan 4 11:46:36 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by Terrapin Station on Sat Jan 3 21:58:59 2015.

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IAWTP

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by SLRT on Sun Jan 4 11:47:26 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by LuchAAA on Sat Jan 3 21:39:43 2015.

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Your ignorance is epic.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by SMAZ on Sun Jan 4 12:03:08 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by cortelyounext on Sun Jan 4 10:59:16 2015.

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Magna est veritas et praevalet.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Dave on Sun Jan 4 12:11:06 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by SMAZ on Sun Jan 4 09:31:26 2015.

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Inquisition, you say?



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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Fred G on Sun Jan 4 12:13:38 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by SMAZ on Sun Jan 4 09:31:26 2015.

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I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition

Your pal,
Fred

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Dave on Sun Jan 4 12:15:02 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by LuchAAA on Sat Jan 3 22:01:18 2015.

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Done properly it is time consuming but certainly possible

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by SLRT on Sun Jan 4 13:31:25 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by Dave on Sun Jan 4 12:11:06 2015.

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When I first showed that clip to my second born she thought she was watching a history lesson. When the antics really began I had to inform her otherwise.

Like Springtime for Hitler, only Brooks could really pull it off.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by SLRT on Sun Jan 4 13:33:18 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by SMAZ on Sun Jan 4 09:31:26 2015.

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The Inquisition didn't believe that Jews could ever be Christians.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Olog-hai on Sun Jan 4 13:36:39 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by LuchAAA on Sat Jan 3 22:15:02 2015.

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Judaism is based on DNA. Probably only such religion on Earth

Ohh, so wrong.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Olog-hai on Sun Jan 4 13:39:41 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by Dave on Sun Jan 4 12:11:06 2015.

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You can't torquemada anything, especially when there's trouble at the mill.



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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by Olog-hai on Sun Jan 4 13:44:40 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by SLRT on Sun Jan 4 13:33:18 2015.

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The Inquisition office is still around. They just changed the name in 1965 to the "Sacred Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith", dropping the word "Sacred" two decades later. The current Pope Emeritus used to run the place.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by AlM on Sun Jan 4 13:59:17 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by SLRT on Sun Jan 4 13:33:18 2015.

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Huh?



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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by SLRT on Sun Jan 4 14:11:56 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by AlM on Sun Jan 4 13:59:17 2015.

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The Spanish Inquisition got its first big push by inquiring as to the sincerity of Jewish (and to a lesser extent Moslem) conversions to Catholism to avoid expulsion from Spain.

It really got rolling after the 1492 (when someone sailed the ocean blue) expulsions.

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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by SLRT on Sun Jan 4 14:15:07 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by Olog-hai on Sun Jan 4 13:36:39 2015.

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If we could use DNA tests to determine who Jews were, what a mess it could make of Halachic hair-splitting.


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Re: Do Jews Run Missions?

Posted by LuchAAA on Sun Jan 4 15:45:08 2015, in response to Re: Do Jews Run Missions?, posted by AlM on Sun Jan 4 09:32:38 2015.

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There is a reason for that. :)

Yes, the board is infested.

Truth is, Italians and Italian-AMericans have an obligation to remain faithful to the Catholic Church.

The fact that there is Jewish DNA but not Christian DNA is a fact.

Judaism is an ethnicity first and foremost.




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