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Re: RIP Mike Ditka

Posted by terRAPIN station on Sun Oct 18 22:28:45 2026, in response to RIP Mike Ditka, posted by mtk52983 on Fri Oct 9 11:15:37 2026.

Bill Swerski: Now, gentlemen, let me ask you this: What if Da Bears were all 14 inches tall, you know, about so high? Now, what’s your score of today’s game?

Carl Wollarski: Against Da Giants?

Bill Swerski: Yes, give ’em a handicap.

Carl Wollarski: Bears 18, Giants 10. And that would finally be a good game.

Pat Arnold: Yeah, it would be a good game. Mini Bears 24, Giants 14.

Todd O’Conner: What about Ditka? Would he be mini, too?

Bill Swerski: No, he would be full-grown.

Todd O’Conner: Oh, then, uh.. Mini Bears 31, Giants 7.

Carl Wollarski: Oh, hold on. Then I change mine, too. I thought it was Mini Ditka.

Bill Swerski: Okay, gentlemen, another scenario: Da Bears, they don’t make it, the plane is delayed.. and the only one who shows up is Ditka. Ditka vs. Da Giants. Okay, score, gentlemen.

Pat Arnold: Alright, after da heart attack, I gotta say Ditka 17, Giants 14. He just barely gets by.

Bill Swerski: Alright, that sounds exciting. Perhaps, you know, a late Ditka field goal.

Todd O’Conner: Bears!

Superfans: Bears!!


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