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Re: It Is Now Yom Kippur

Posted by Nilet on Tue Oct 7 10:33:12 2014, in response to Re: It Is Now Yom Kippur, posted by Spider-Pig on Tue Oct 7 10:20:58 2014.

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The notion of assuming children belong to their parents' religion is absurd and brainwashing them into it is evil.

That said, I did once have a religion— it was a homebrew religion I made up myself and although I didn't know to call it a religion at the time, it meets the general criteria to be considered one. No one brainwashed me into it, I just decided it was true around when I learned to talk (or maybe earlier, but no one would know) and grew out of it by the time I was 5 or 6.

Of course, being as I made up the religion myself I was obliged to write its holy text. Though seemingly a daunting task for a young child, it was actually deceptively easy— most holy texts are heavily plagiarised so all I had to do was rip off my favourite books and shows and narrate them to my dad.

I actually still have the "holy text" squirreled away in a distant corner of a hard drive that hasn't been spun up in years (or maybe a floppy disk) but I don't think you'd be interested in a motley selection of books, shows, and cartoons misinterpreted by a preschooler and mixed with a random assortment of trains and badly mangled "history."

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