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Re: Venture Capitalist

Posted by cortelyounext on Wed Jan 15 12:29:53 2014, in response to Venture Capitalist, posted by cortelyounext on Thu Jun 13 19:16:26 2013.

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I am now exploring yet another business opportunity, this one involving the production of zippers. Notwithstanding my unprecedented almost incomprehensible string of failures last years, I am confident I will be highly successful with this one. My idea is to create a LLC that will produce zippers and directly compete against the behemoth YKK Group, a Japanese company that is the leader in zippers. I guarantee don't quote me on that the letters YKK are imprinted on your zippers. You respond that you do not see those letters, you are a liar. I will design the machine and establish a business plan stolen from modeled after YKK. I will then apply for a Light Industry permit from the State of New York (I reside in a residential/light industrial zone) and will then begin making the zippers before eventually going public and issuing stock on NASDAQ. I realize I will require a partner who will be charged with wholesale distribution/logistics/marketing. Now, I will open up this thread for your thoughtful contributions to include suggesting a name for my company. I will probably make a shitload of money so I can quit my job with United Van Lines since long haul transport is tiresome. I hope you will try my product, and thanks.

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