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Re: Atheism (3 in 10 take Bible literally)

Posted by kew gardens teleport on Tue Feb 19 18:13:23 2013, in response to Re: Atheism (3 in 10 take Bible literally), posted by italianstallion on Tue Feb 19 16:12:53 2013.

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No. No, no, no, 666 times no. Believers like Slonopas do not “take the book of Revelation literally” — they take the book of Revelation and cut it up into a thousand tiny pieces, placing those pieces into a hat along with a thousand more tiny pieces taken from Daniel, Ezekiel, parts of Matthew, the screenplay for The Omen, folklore, blood-libels, and urban legends. And then they take those pieces out of the hat one by one, stringing them into sentences to which they accord all the authority of holy scripture.
They take those fabricated sentences “literally,” but not the book of Revelation.


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